Abe Lincoln, Zombie Fighter of Yore

According to the web site selling this shirt,

"Abraham Lincoln was our 16th and last president.

Elected in 1860 he was a man elected by the people and for the people into equal status by abolishing slavery in 1863.

In the zombie crisis of 1864 Abe brought the country together again by offering amnesty to the southern states to join as a nation of brothers to fight as one against the undead.

Bringing the country together as a truly civil and free nation united under gun, death to the undead and honor to the house of lincoln."

We break away from our normal Grumpy programming for this Public Service Annoucement

Sunshine Taylor reports on the dangers of Blondness.

Sunshine Taylor, Grump

Sunshine Taylor from Youtube has become an honorary grump for this rant in which she demonstrates her vitriol and venom against the stupidity clogging up our precious interwebs.

There's Something Stuck Up In The Chimney (and I don't know what it is)

In honor of the season, I found this positively grumpy Christmas song to fill your heart with warmth and a disturbing feeling that something is terribly, terribly wrong.

My Day

Pretty much sums up my day.