I had the weirdest dream last night. Somehow, I ended up in a stolen yellow “new” VW Beetle driven by Saddam Hussein. We were raging through the streets of my hometown, Thomasville Georgia, looking for a new car for the deposed despot. He wanted either a Buick or an Oldsmobile to replace the Beetle. Along the way, we broke into an elementary school looking to steal a 5 1/2” hard drive.